my name is marissa skouson and i eat like a cow... with a baby, who needs to make milk for the baby. Good fatty milk, full nutrients, and fat...k. (actually a cow with three babies, and a husband cow... i don't know why he matters....) (actually the husband cow is a 500 pound bull, that's why he matters.)
For the next four days of my life time i am going through a small starvation/cleaning out my system process. The best part about this is that what i am limiting myself to is probably the same amount of food you eat in a normal day. sad. but, even more sadly, its true.
here it is...
1 kirkland signature breakfast shake
2 fiber one bars
and odwalla
2 eggs
and 4-5 bottles of water.
so... that is all i have to say about that...
also I am not good at school. I'm a stupid, and i don't catch on very quickly to any concept... well at least any concept i have encountered so far in my 19 and a half years of life.
I was conducting in relief society on sunday and for the "good news minute" one girl jumped up and said "I aced my math test". and i, trying to look for something to say back, said " I haven't aced ...any tests". i wish i would have just said, "that's awesome!" or started crying for her (thats what you do in relief society)... but now instead, not only am I dumb, but everyone knows it..poop poop, yay yay yay.
oh! and i went to the temple on saturday! That, my friends... ha ha ha sorry that sounded funny.... that, my friends, is a perfect place to go when you are dumb. Heavenly Father doesn't care. And, plus you have great experiences, ones for you, and you only!
O and I am attracted to dark males, anyone darker than me really... so if you are in love with me and you are white, its ok... i am very white, which means you are probably darker...
(basically i just wrote that last sentence to reitterate that I am dumb.)
(and i spelled reitterate the way I did to re-reiterate that I am dumb.)
I AM GOING TO VEGAS ON FRIDAY!
i like vegas
i will probably live there when i grow up
never thought i would say that...
i love you alot
love,
me
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6 comments:
Marissa that was really good. I love you!!! And you are not dumb.
wow that is a major flush. i couldn't do it. i went vegetarian for the week. (ends tomorrow) and i feel like i have flushed my system pretty well.
Marissa-
I don't know what classes you are taking or how hard your classes are, but you are AT BYU, right?! Give yourself a break! I DO know that I ENJOY reading your blog. You WRITE VERY well. You are FUNNY! You really have my ATTENTION! I LOVE your blog. Take one day at a time and try to ENJOY it. It's all a process! Love, Aunt Cindy
You are funny sister!
Thank you Aunt Cindy!! Listen to Aunt Cindy Marissa!! She is smart and so are you. We love you!!Mom
Marissa I freaking love you! I just found your blog and it is hilarious and of course awesome! :)
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